Archive for September, 2007
Long, Slender Necks
http://youtube.com/v/C7HCIGFdBt8
This is why giraffes have the necks they do. Not to reach the highest, most succulent leaves, but to kick ass.
A Conversation
Me: I’m sorry I was running late but the subway was all screwed up today.
Dental Hygienist: Yeah, I think it’s because that Iranian guy is there today.
Me: I heard that.
DH: They shouldn’t even let that guy in the country.
Me: I’m pretty sure he’s here for a meeting at the UN.
DH: Did you hear he wanted to go to the World Trade Center?
Me: Yeah.
DH: The nerve! He’s going back to the scene of the crime!
Me: You know, Iran didn’t have anything to do with 9/11…
DH: They didn’t?
Me: No. It was Al Qaeda…
DH: Are you sure?